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Ps: I canβt spell βprocrastinateβ correctly to save my life. Please, Ignore the typos.
A friend (Dare) posted his frustration on WhatsApp Status saying:
Procastination is a bitch, becauseβ¦ Why did it take me less than ten minutes to do something that I procastinated for two weeks? Itβsβ¦.Itβs a bitch,Β really.
And I thought to myself, yes, itβs a bitch because it makes you do stuff you donβt even want to do. Like doom scrolling on TikTok when thereβs an undone assignment and the deadline is in 2 minutes. Now, Iβm left channelling my inner Usain Bolt and turning in the assignment at the last second.
Procrastination is a sneaky little devil. It lures you in with promises of temporary relief, only to leave you drowning in a sea of regret. The longer you put off a task, the heavier it weighs on your mind like a constant nagging partner reminding you of what you should be doing instead of binge-watching Ice Bucket challenges on YouTube.
This happens everyΒ time.
But guess what? Just like Dare (audio attached), once I start to tackle that tedious task, I realize it wasnβt as bad as I made it seem. In fact, it probably takes less time to complete than all the hours I spent procastinating.
Itβs like ripping off a Band-Aidβββpainful at first, but once itβs done, you wonder why you didnβt do it sooner.
So, why do we procrastinate? Thatβs a question that even God canβt answer for us.
My best attempt is: As long as we can breathe, we can procastinate.
*procrastinate π€¦π½ββοΈ
Maybe itβs fear of failure or itβs just laziness on-the-red-carpet?
Whatever the reason, one thingβs for sureβββProcastination is like every other addiction (drugs, sex, scrolling-tiktok-till-3am); you keep going back to it for no reason.
But hey, recognizing the problem is the first step, right?
Taking action is the second step, but we wouldnβt take that second step anyway, would we?
procastination gone wrong:
Frequently listened to:
π§ Ep 12: procastination is a bitch!