open if you’re a rebel
Some of us might be gentle but deep down we’re not always that nice. And the day you cross our path we’d make you wonder if it was the same person you met the previous day.
I'm a rebel without the—tattoos, drugs, golden teeth, fake Gold chains, and breaking laws (except they involve bashing this man).
I think I’m more of a: leave my phone on while on a flight, use VPN for Twitter (because my pot-bellied government has no sense), wear a red outfit to an all blue party, submit an assignment at the last minute—type of rebel.
I dislike been told what to do (especially when I already know what to do). I’m like can you just shut up? 🤮
That's why I love having people like you to write to.
I want to write when I want, Make the kind of income (that’ll afford red bottoms for my woman) by writing to you, use punctuation when I want, misspell “procastinaton” when I want, and write about what happened next—like this one:
Whenever I see stuff that tastes like Jollof-Write, I pause and appreciate it.
That’s exactly what I did there. Except for Autocorrect in an Odogwu body, tried to fix what wasn’t broken:
Maybe he’s right but the rebel in me—don’t care! We define things differently.
My only concern is Judge Ayodeji is somewhere in his chambers thinking I’m a trouble maker and might have sent out a request for my appearance in court.
As for Odogwu, stop acting like Autocorrect changing “f*ck” to “duck” and SHUT UP!
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Did you open today’s Jollof-Write because you’re a rebel? (let me know my partner-in-crime) or you just wanted to read and smile?
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