🧑🏽🍳I took a social media break, here’s what I learned
If there’s anything on the internet right now with most posts than April fools day—it’ll be boring lecturers’ forcing notes down our throat on how you should spend your time while on social media breaks.
if you’re going to brag about your time off social media, you can as well be honest and tell us how you deleted the apps, installed them back severally, and deleted them again. Because you’re addicted to it and still wanted to have it for breakfast first thing in the morning
i mean, if i was to make a post about taking a break from social media—it won’t teach you anything about meditation, breathing exercises, or morning walks, but maybe teaching you how to misspell procastination? (Bonus points for you if you’re already a PRO at misspelling it😉).
about those social media break posts, I’m sure you’ve seen them. Here’s the typical one:
alright, bro, we get it. You finally beat the social media addiction. You uninstalled TikTok and made videos you’ll upload when you’re back online.
first of all, there was never a time we weren’t glued to our phones. Except we’re referring to the ‘time’ before glues were invented? Then, yes!
secondly, please don’t go off social media to teach us what you learned while you were away. Just enjoy your notification-less break and leave the rest of us alone🙏🏽.
(here’s an April fools day post I sent you last year😊)
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el-oh-el. it’s procrastination baby! don’t let me break your head! but hey… always my fav pen holder. even though you say i drag you. you dey tickle me bobo mi.