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A few things that embarrass me:

1. Not remembering your name when you told me some seconds ago. (For the rest of the day — I wonder if you hate me).

2. Laughing so hard and farting in the process.  (And of course — joining others to cover their nose too. I mean — I can’t leave them to go through it alone).

3. Wearing my shirt upside down all day only to get back home and notice it. (Why didn’t anyone tell me all day. Humans are evil!! — I hope for your sake you’re not among them?😭).

4. Sending a WhatsApp message to the wrong person. "Baby Boo." — Oh shit! that’s for my woman, sorry! 

5. Accidentally walking into someone head-to-head (we say our sorrys) attempt to switch lanes and in that same second — we almost hit each other again.

6. Stomach noises — that had my JSS3 class captain take down my name for noise-making because my stomach won’t just freaking stop talking.🤦🏽‍♂️

7. Peeling egg and losing half of it.

8. When I laugh in a serious conversation. (Like when your phone got stolen while you were sleeping on a bus and I couldn’t help the laughter that followed. I should be sorry but I’m not! 🤣🙈).

9. Faking laughter and hoping you didn’t notice.

10. Mistakes in this diary to you! (Heads up: I can’t spell “procastinate” to save my life).

What are yours? Tell me