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Kert Lenseigne 🌱's avatar

Well…I guess it’s true. If given enough time, one will have the opportunity to read things, here, that one would never believe could be written here.

Uh…thanks Tobi???

LOL! 🤣

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tobi odeyale's avatar

" If given enough time, one will have the opportunity to read things, here, that one would never believe could be written here."

kert, i love that i don't take myself too seriously with this writing and the space it has created for me. And hopefully, readers don't take me too seriously too. I just show up to the blank page and serve as a conduit for what should come to life. Whatever that is.

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Kert Lenseigne 🌱's avatar

Well, I’m glad THAT came to life! Your genuineness shows up big time here.

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Jamal Robinson's avatar

Toouuugh!!! 🤣

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tobi odeyale's avatar

is it?😂

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Jamal Robinson's avatar

That you got blamed lol.

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tobi odeyale's avatar

brooo💀

i just randomly remembered getting blamed for things i didn’t do when i was much younger. Any attempt to defend myself ended up in me crying as i defended myself.

shit hurts when we’re innocent of what we’re being accused of. The tears don’t even help the case.

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Glory's Corner's avatar

This made me laugh😂😂😂

But yeah, thank you for the rules

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tobi odeyale's avatar

which rule are you using on your next bus trip? 🫢

ps: this is a safe space.

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Shadowfaxx's avatar

Bruh! This is such a mess of a Substack 😅😮‍💨

Sometimes when I try to hold in the load, it feels like it’s gonna exit through my ears😂😂😂😂

Let’s just say I’ve so far succeeded in not gaslighting any buses😅

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tobi odeyale's avatar

you’re killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hadassah ‎‫E.'s avatar

I'm yet to read this, but I have thought of writing about it. My take is - don't fart in public with people around, period! Don't fart in a bus, church, class, conference, etcetera. Get up and go to the toilet or somewhere without people. You wouldn't pee or poop in public right? Why fart in public then? It's such an annoying thing. It irritates the heck out of me.

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tobi odeyale's avatar

seems like you've had quite an experience?🤣

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Adébọ́lá's avatar

This reminds me a lot about something I have in my drafts on “transit and drama” lol. This was good and very funny lol

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tobi odeyale's avatar

hahahahahaha!! i'd love to see what transit and drama looks like. When does it go live, AA?

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Nnabugwu Jennifer's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂Tobi!!

Thanks for the directives though 😂

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tobi odeyale's avatar

you're always welcome.🤣

let me know when you use any of the tips? 🫣

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Sharifa's avatar

"I also thought it was me. 😪"

The way I just laughed!

We have some serial gaslighters in our car--juvenile offenders, lol--and we instituted a rule that no one will be ridiculed for letting one off, as long as they open the window.

Turns out my juvenile gaslighters prefer the glory of ridicule. They relish the reactions.

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tobi odeyale's avatar

lmaoooooo don’t tell me these juvenile gaslighters are em kids? 🤣

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Sharifa's avatar

I can neither confirm nor deny that in order to protect their identities 😆

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tobi odeyale's avatar

Sharifa you killing me 😂😂😂

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Jemima's avatar

😂😂😂😂this was funny

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Inigo Laguda's avatar

hahaa ooooh you’re funny i love it

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𝐃𝐮𝐕𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗's avatar

With mah luck the coast is CLEAR. Then, SOON as I let her rip someone shows up outta NOWHERE. Also I hate the WET FARTS.

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tobi odeyale's avatar

💀💀

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Joelle's avatar

This really resonated with me 😂😂😂, I have done this and blamed it on my daughter, she was baby at the time so no one suspected me🙅

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tobi odeyale's avatar

you criminal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Adébọ́lá's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Your Safe Haven 💜's avatar

😂😂😂 farting etiquette

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tobi odeyale's avatar

no loud am.

which one are you using next ? 🙃

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Your Safe Haven 💜's avatar

😂😂 I don't really take buses.

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tobi odeyale's avatar

you're welcome. Which one are you using on your next trip?🫢

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