you didn't serve jollof on Jollof day👨🏽🍳
i was rightfully accused of not serving a meal on the 22nd, which was apparently Jollof Day. 😪
This is a very impromptu meal but bear with me. I was accused of not serving any meal on the 22nd, which was apparently Jollof Day.
Sending this meal over to you reminds me of my habit of turning in assignments late back in school. It’s not bad? Oh! I mean, like 1 minute to the deadline or chasing the teacher to give him my copy-pasted assignment. Because really, which other people in school would turn in assignments that late if not for people who copied?
Why did I turn in assignments late?
Well, I just enjoyed the thrill of rushing to get pointless assignments submitted. I say “Pointless” because I’m still nursing a lot of school hate. I’m not sure when I’ll be over it, but that’s one of the reasons I’m in therapy.
But seriously, I had crammed so much throughout high school that as soon as it dawned on me that university was also just too theoretical, I mentally logged out and deleted the account.
On very few occasions, we’d have some practicals in the middle of the theoretical torture, but before long, we’d be back to default due to the heavy demands of the cramming industry.
I say all that to say that I never knew the bad assignments habit would come back to haunt me years down the line while doing this very thing I enjoy.
Just kidding!
I didn’t even have the slightest idea Jollof Day was on the 22nd, but hey, you know what they say; “Better LATTE than later.”
I’ll leave you with some delicious Jollof photos to water your eyes. Grab your fork and knife:
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About school and late submission of assignments, there's a popular (not very helpful) saying among my course mates, that goes, “If it's not the due date, it's not the do-date”😂.
After pasting all these wonderful images, how do I contain the urge for jollof rice, Tobi?
Nice piece. Late submissions were always the best. 😂