keeping things to yourself ?
we ghost people every day. we hate when it’s done to us but we do it to others. From the ones that always ask for money to the ones crushing on you that can’t stop texting every second...........
jollof-write hasn’t been the same. I know.
looks like the chef has lost his recipe. He knows.
when someone loses their zeal, it leaves you wondering:
what’s going on with them?
i’ve tried keeping things to myself but I think it’s time to open up for 2 reasons:
jollof-write was built on being open. Deliciously!
so, our chef can finally break free and begin cooking again. Cos, I don’t know about you, but I’m STARVING.
i lost my trophy. It didn’t die but it just doesn’t exist anymore. I’ve been mourning its loss hence my head space hasn’t been here—if not, why else would I drop a 6 minutes audio in the previous Jollof Meal? Even though, my amazing friend dropped lots of truth bombs on that post but still was too long for this Jollof-Write. If it was me—i wouldn’t listen too.
but as this chef walks through therapy and writes through the process, hopefully, things get better.
my therapist thought it’d be good practice to get back to cooking these meals. “how dare you ghost 300+ people who you’ve invited. You only didn’t show up but you also starved them” she said.
we ghost people every day. we hate when it’s done to us but we do it to others. From the ones that always ask for money to the ones crushing on you that can’t stop texting every second to the ones that send WhatsApp broadcast messages every 30 minutes (Gido, dfkm! 😔).
she also said, “we can MOURN and we can cook at the same time”. 2 things can co-exist. And that’s what we gon do:
speaking of 2 things, i’m yet to meet someone on God’s earth who doesn’t say these about themselves:
“i have a small circle” because earth is round? tell me a better lie bruh.
“i keep things to myself” then how do i know you have a small circle? your lips are painted in white lies.
there’s an extra layer of authenticated lies almost everyone says: “i’m a nice person”. allow me be the judge of that after being in a relationship with you for 6 months. And i’ll tell the world how your snore is so nice, me and the neighbors can’t get any sleep at night.
i believe the only things you should probably keep to yourself are your debit card password, and of course—your FART (go somewhere private and gas yourself up, thanks).
maybe that explains why i can’t keep a wo…..nvm 🤔
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