where do you live?

I’ve decided to bring Jollof-Write straight to your doorstep so you don’t even need data to check your inbox anymore! Do you mind? 💃🏽

Just kidding!

But that’ll be a great idea. You just get an A4 paper with the Jollof written on it, at your doorstep? 🥵

A while ago, I got a response I didn’t see coming.

It felt like getting an email of employment from a well-known company I didn’t apply to. If this really happened, would you actually resume there?

Me? I’ll get a town crier to let the neighborhood know we’d be having a spending-my-salary-before-I-get-it overnight party.

Get broke, sneak out of the party to get 1-hour sleep, and wake up at 4 am to catch the first bus going to the office location.

Well, let’s come back to reality.

No company will send you any “We love you and we want you” email except irrelevant long boring emails about their products that you skip like a rope.

About the response I talked about earlier:

I blushed a bit because who sees stuff like this coming?

Live in my emails?

Ella literally said, “You don’t ONLY put food on people’s tables, you also provide them shelter.” Which is far more effective than the government if we’re been honest.

In case you ever run from your parents’ house or just need a place to stay, you’re always welcome in my emails.

I’ll leave you with this question before I get back to ransacking my inbox for a lucky “You got the job!” from Jeff Bezos.

Wrong answers only: Where do you live?