The best time to brush isn't in the morning
it's why sometimes you wake up and want to remain in bed. Because your body is already tired ahead of using your hands to uproot your teeth. What if i told you that you can wait till night?
obviously, that’s a silly thing to say.
so, when are you now supposed to do it?
at night?
by that time your mobile soakaway of a breath and maggot-infested ponmo lips must have been responsible for the death of at least 4250 people on your way to work and another 2735 people on your way back.
but what if really the best time to brush isn't in the morning?
And a science-backed influencer convinces us how brushing at noon is what prolongs life. Instead of brushing at home before work, he’d have us carrying toothbrushes to work.
Of course, he’ll come with facts and figures. Obviously, figures that won’t include the number of people bad breath can kill.
need proof? People voted someone who looks like the senior brother to a throwback to be their president (name not to be mentioned)—all in the name of renewed hope.
what makes you think some scientist genius can’t sell you the narrative of renewed hygiene that’ll lead to prolonged life?
after all, someone sold you the narrative of
And we gladly swallowed it!
ideally, we should all be brushing at least twice daily, but whatever you do—please brush before heading out. Protect the planet. Preserve human species. Thank you.
that being said, I have a brushing problem. I know you’re not a doctor or psychologist, but I need your advice.
I brush twice every morning.
Not because I'm trying to have good personal hygiene, but because I forget I already brushed the first time.
should I be worried, or we move?
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Maybe because we go out so we're trying to save each other that's why we brush in the morning but if work/school was in the evening we would probably brush in the afternoon 🙃
😅😅😅 I think you're good so long as you brush😏