please, don't fall for it😳

you fell last year too

Good morning.

It’s a good thing I have your back.

It’s April Fools day.

No — I’m not one of them. This diary is REAL.

Every single word you’re reading is REAL.

I advise you to lock yourself up in your room and reach the end of Netflix.

At least, Netflix won’t prank us. Will they? 😳

You know what? Screw all I’ve said.

Once you’re done reading this, you’re going to go into the world and act a fool.

Since everyone is going to be all out trying so hard to prank YOU — you can as well make them feel like the smartest beings since Albert Einstein.

By intentionally playing into their tricks.

Hey! — just make sure it’s not a life-threatening prank that requires you to eat slice bread laced with broken bottles.

I can’t afford to lose whispering into your ears.

So, let’s act like Nothing is true today.

Not even this diary. *Blows black powder*

🌬

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