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Does this ever happen to you — someone does something and you wish it was you?
That’s how I feel every time I get an email reply from you — to one of my diaries.
I get jealous and wonder “how are you that smart?????”
Thanks to the previous post, Anna had me tasting the kitchen-iron-sponge in my mouth.🤮
It felt good. (Not the taste of the sponge. I mean, her sarcasm🤣).
I wish I wrote that!!
That’s exactly how I felt when I saw this tweet too:
How didn’t I think of this tweet first? (maybe I did and then thought it was a bad idea and let it go? 🤔 - but not Emily).
or even use it as the headline for this post
It’s petty (but the good type. So, Count me in!👍🏽).
In my next life, I'm definitely beating Emily to this hilarious tweet.
Andy Mukolo (a Nigerian words-magician) said;
“If you read something and you start wishing it was you who wrote it; Then you know it's a really great piece.”
Why else do you think I look forward to your replies? There’s always something I wish I wrote like Anna’s “chew-iron-sponge”.
Now I can’t look at my kitchen-iron-sponge the same way ever again. 😭
Tell me something you’ve read that you wish you wrote?
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