how would you sell a coffin?

Yes, you! No, I'm not wishing anything negative for you or your household, but let's still put ourselves in the shoes of those who sell these coffins.

When I saw this tweet:

My first reaction was:

“Is this Toyosi not mad?”

“Why is this man wishing death on us?”

“This is too insensitive”

“Did this guy just say ‘let’s get creative’ for a thing of death?”

“Is this dude suicidal?”

“Could this be a mental condition?”

I was ready to dial YABA left (the center for mental illness cases in my country) to report this case.

I saw it had over 300+ comments and I was curious to know what people said.

Lo and Behold, the copywriter in me loved what I saw in there.

I laughed tears, literally!

How I went from “Is this Toyosi not mad?” to putting on my copywriter-hat and coming up with my own:

is beyond me!

Take a tour and experience this comic relief:

No way this dude isn’t a psychopath

It’s the wordplay for me!

I reject it in Jesus’ name!

No surprises. ‘Your Village People’ always want the worst for you.

The most boring one, in my opinion. What about you?

bearded men are full of darkness.

There’s always that one nurse in the room that turns every convo into a RESEARCH paper. It’s not that serious, Sis!

Then there are 5-star tweets like this—that paints a picture, is funny, and guarantees you comfort that resurrects.

I mean, it’s all jokes but these lunatics need to get their mentals checked. Cos you can’t be sane and come up with these creative-madness.

I feel like you can do better (I won’t judge you).

Sell me a coffin in one sentence. Let's go!

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