“hope this meets you well”

No, It didn’t!!

I just received series of backhand slaps from SARS officials. As if that’s not enough, I’m broke and I just borrowed yellow garri from a friend. To make it worse, I was just falsely accused of rape and I’m trending on Twitter.

I’m just kidding. I just acted out all those scenarios so you can get the point of today’s diary.

Truth is, we can never know what anyone is going through per time. Don’t be deceived by the LightRoom edited Instagram pictures on their page.

Alternatives for “I hope this meets you well” to consider;

• I read your write-up about [xyz] in [xyz] last week. You hit the nail on the head when you said.

• Congratulations on gaining 100k followers last week! I’m sure it’s thrilling to have that many people believe in your creative labors.

• I’ll be brief.

• We met at ______.

• How are things in [xyz location]? I hope you’re keeping cool during these times.

• Hey, it’s Friday! I hope you have some cool plans for the weekend.

• I hope you’re doing well.

So — except you’re attaching some dollar notes to what you’re writing to me — “hope this meets you well” — didn’t meet me well.🌚

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