don't give up on your dreams (this isn't what you think)

nothing turns me off more than people who don’t understand sarcasm (definitely not Jollof-Write readers, right?) cos you always have to end jokes with “I’m kidding”.

No, I’m not!

But for the fear of my head getting ripped out of my body, I gotta tell them “I’m sorry” for every joke I throw at them.

motivational garbage planted on the internet is another turn-off.

maybe because I pastored it in the past and I had motivation-hungry followers who never missed a sermon.

I’m repented now. So, seeing people dish out these careless sermons—stabs me!

Here’s an example Netflix just served motivation-hungry internet:

ok bro, good for you!👍🏽

first of all, I don’t own a DVD and don’t plan to own one.

secondly, what if my dream is to be a serial killer?

or, what if my dream is to give up on my dreams?

@Netflix should I keep chasing it?

*dead-stinking silence*

i thought as much! 😒

i’m not going to tell you not to give up on your dreams because some are worth giving up (like sky-diving, someone randomly dashing you $100k, etc), but if that dream is anything close to reading Jollof-Write every week, then:

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