do they view your WhatsApp status?
I mean, your sponsors. The ones that interrupt you while you're on a call talking to someone you think has sense but is a potential breakfast waiting to happen
sponsors as in the ones that ask you âhow do I send picture on Wozzap?â
or the ones that scream your name while youâre in the middle of hanging your legs on the wall talking to a potential breakfast:
you get to the room and they hit you with âTake that remote, help me change the channelâ or âTake this plate to the kitchenâ
yes, those sponsors.
speaking of WhatsApp, one time I posted my THEN woman and my dad thought a mermaid put her hands on my face:
had to lie to him it was Photoshop but that old man wasnât having it. Wonât surprise me if he doesnât even know Photoshop. Because how do you explain why that lie didnât work?
the incident left me no choice but to remove my parents from my status.
sometimes, removing them from viewing status is preventing them from the dark side of themselves.
but iâve hit the point in my life, where i donât care what they feel. Now they both can view my status and itâs up to them to feel however they want. Should they move mad, theyâll be chatting with themselves in my inbox.
theyâre still the best tho. Could i have wished for better parents?
most definitely.
iâd have preferred to be a child of Bill Gates so I wouldnât need to worry about being a nuisance and cooking Jollof-Write on the internet. Because if itâs not boredom and insufficient funds, why am I hustling for attention in your inbox?
just kidding.
my parents are the best. whose parents arenât? itâs what we all say init?
iâm not sure being a Gates would have turned me into a writer because all that parental drama gave me lots of content that turned into WhatsApp Status rants.
those rants molded the person i am today.
from being a content creator to co-creating a mini KRAKS TV in 2016,
and to now running an internet-restaurant called JollofWrite.com (where you enjoy breakfast WITHOUT the heartbreak, and help us not go homeless).
itâs a new year, I want to challenge you to let your sponsors view your status today. They deserve to know every bit of your life. The earlier, the better the homeless.
on a more serious note: one day weâre going to have our kids, and we need to do a better job of being friends with those creatures.
not these ones though:
you need to send them back to their maker to restore them to factory settings.
may God give us kids we donât have to return and
may we not be parents our kids will hide WhatsApp status from.
can i get an AMEN?
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This made me remember some drama I had with my sponsors. Beautiful read!