do they view your WhatsApp status?

I mean, your sponsors. The ones that interrupt you while you're on a call talking to someone you think has sense but is a potential breakfast waiting to happen

Jan 26, 2024

sponsors as in the ones that ask you “how do I send picture on Wozzap?“

or the ones that scream your name while you’re in the middle of hanging your legs on the wall talking to a potential breakfast:

it’s the pizza (breakfast-in-bed), for me. Who will tell him? 😉

you get to the room and they hit you with “Take that remote, help me change the channel” or “Take this plate to the kitchen”

yes, those sponsors.

speaking of WhatsApp, one time I posted my THEN woman and my dad thought a mermaid put her hands on my face:

had to lie to him it was Photoshop but that old man wasn’t having it. Won’t surprise me if he doesn’t even know Photoshop. Because how do you explain why that lie didn’t work?

the incident left me no choice but to remove my parents from my status.

sometimes, removing them from viewing status is preventing them from the dark side of themselves.

but i’ve hit the point in my life, where i don’t care what they feel. Now they both can view my status and it’s up to them to feel however they want. Should they move mad, they’ll be chatting with themselves in my inbox.

they’re still the best tho. Could i have wished for better parents?

most definitely.

i’d have preferred to be a child of Bill Gates so I wouldn’t need to worry about being a nuisance and cooking Jollof-Write on the internet. Because if it’s not boredom and insufficient funds, why am I hustling for attention in your inbox?

just kidding.

my parents are the best. whose parents aren’t? it’s what we all say init?

i’m not sure being a Gates would have turned me into a writer because all that parental drama gave me lots of content that turned into WhatsApp Status rants.

those rants molded the person i am today.

from being a content creator to co-creating a mini KRAKS TV in 2016,

we were out of business in 2018 (so, don’t go looking for the handles)

and to now running an internet-restaurant called JollofWrite.com (where you enjoy breakfast WITHOUT the heartbreak, and help us not go homeless).

it’s a new year, I want to challenge you to let your sponsors view your status today. They deserve to know every bit of your life. The earlier, ~~the better~~ the homeless.

on a more serious note: one day we’re going to have our kids, and we need to do a better job of being friends with those creatures.

not these ones though: