I could go and on about how my readers stay up till 3 am, or leave home to live in my emails or forget they left food on the fire—while reading my stuff, but that won’t be convincing, will it?
I’ll let these people who smile at every email do the talking:
i thought it was breakfast? 🫣
Mahatma Gandhi must be proud. 🤭
Shakespeare is that you? 🫃🏽
I wasn’t kidding when I said they leave home to live in my emails.
You’ll ditch your best friend for my emails.
Prince thinks my emails are the closest thing to Einstein. Is he over exaggerating?🤔
Some really read till 3am. No jokes!
You’ve never read anything like it, Fanasi? Really?!!
Thankfully, I wouldn’t be needing a microphone to get your attention. Do I?
I hope to God they never cause an explosion. 🙏🏽
You read my emails and next thing you’re fired up to write with a magic wand.
and I don’t even hype myself well enough. 😢
Then there are influencers who I don’t pay to promote what God is doing with my writing. Ps: I didn’t know I help people with self doubt. Oh well!
I don’t think my writing is top-notch tho but if you say so🤷🏾♂️
It’s the “SMILE” for me.
There’s thoughtful ones who don’t want the other readers to starve. People like Lamide are rare, tbh!
Laura even wants to employ me. I’m that good with words.
Wait does she mean Gary? As in Gary Halbert, one of the greatest writers of all time? 😳
some days, I’m the breakfast you need to kick off your day.
Saved the best for the last: Who’s this guy Grace and XYZ company are crushing over? 🤔
PPS: the favorite part of JollofWrite is under the pot—after the food has been served. What do i mean? The email replies and threads of conversations are so personal and initimate with zero agenda for where the conversations lead to—but they end up being FOODfilling.
Still not convinced to join them? Please ignore all the garbage you just read and go do something fun. It’s a nice day to go sky diving!
but if you’re feeling left out already—you can subscribe to words that’ll make you SMILE below:
